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Traditional Family Vampires
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Traditional Family Vampires

2000-06-20 · 15 min · ★ 10.0

Comedy · Horror

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

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Directors
Bobby R. Poirier
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United States of America
Status
Released

Top Cast

Brian HindsFather
Christine Louise MarshallMother
Sarah LordDaughter
J.D. MerrittMan
Cole TuckerCole TuckerHimself
Harrison AnkersLaWanda
John HicksonThe Priest
Mary Lou BagleyOld Woman
Bobby R. PoirierBobby R. PoirierBar Patron

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