

Cockles and Muscles
2005-03-30 · 93 min · ★ 6.0
Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.
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- Directors
- Olivier Ducastel, Jacques Martineau
- Production companies
- Bac Films
- Countries
- France
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Valeria Bruni TedeschiBéatrix
Gilbert MelkiMarc
Jean-Marc BarrDidier
Jacques BonnafféMathieu
Édouard CollinMartin
Romain TorresCharly
Sabrina SeyvecouLauraTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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