

Happy, Texas
1999-12-03 · 98 min · ★ 5.7
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
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- Directors
- Mark Illsley
- Production companies
- Marked Entertainment
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 1,700,000
- Revenue
- USD 1,943,649
Top Cast
Jeremy NorthamHarry Sawyer
Steve ZahnWayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
William H. MacySheriff Chappy Dent
Ally WalkerJosephine "Joe" McClintock
Illeana DouglasDoreen Schaefer
M.C. GaineyBob Maslow
Ron PerlmanMarshal Nalhober
Mo GaffneyMrs. Bromley
Paul DooleyThe Judge
Scarlett PomersJency
Cassie SilvaOther Happy Girl
Tim BagleyDavid
Michael HitchcockSteven
Rance HowardElyTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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