

How to Make a Dirty Movie
1968-06-20 · 60 min · ★ 4.0
Blue Movie Madness is indeed a mad flick featuring lots of skin as a truly loverly blue-movie maiden shows a beginner the ropes. Everything here is geared toward laughs, but the essential purpose of skin flicks is never forgotten and the trade secrets exposed along the way are very revealing: "Don’t stab her in the eye with it!" yells the director, who can’t keep himself out of the action. Yes, "getting the part" takes on a new meaning in this one.
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Ann PerryMillie Murphy (uncredited)
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