

Buying the Cow
2002-06-08 · 88 min · ★ 5.1
A commitment-averse man frantically hits the dating scene after his girlfriend starts pressuring him to pop the question.
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- Directors
- Walt Becker
- Production companies
- Destination Films
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Jerry O'ConnellDavid Collins
Bridgette WilsonSarah
Ryan ReynoldsMike Hanson
Bill BellamyJonesy
Alyssa MilanoAmy
Jon TenneyAndrew Hahn
Annabeth GishNicole
Ron LivingstonTyler Bellows
Erinn BartlettJulie Madison
Scarlett ChorvatKatie Madison
Jolie JenkinsAmber
John O'HurleyTim 'Timbo' Chadway
Alicia RickterLaura
Brian BeacockAlex
Heather MorganWaitress
David DeLuiseFratguy
Fiona LoewiSusan
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