
Don't Mess with Texas
2008-05-22 · 9 min · ★ 2.3
A comic morality tale about two cocky young lesbians who bite off more than they can chew at a Texas roadside diner.
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- Directors
- Tricia Cooke, Carrie Schrader
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- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Emily CaseyAngela
Silas HowardAl
Kelley Rae O'DonnellEmilyTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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