
Up Your Alley
1971-08-04 · 70 min · ★ 3.7
A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
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- Directors
- Art Lieberman
- Production companies
- Headliner Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Frank CorsentinoSeymour
HajiMaria Manina
Charles KnappDon Marco
Luanne RobertsNazi
Uschi DigardSpumoni #1
Cheri CaffaroFlapper / Girl at Airport
Vincent BarbiSicilian Gang Member
Cara PetersSicilian Gang Member
Albert ColeMan at Airport
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