

I Love You, Don't Touch Me!
1997-01-21 · 86 min · ★ 5.9
When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!
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- Directors
- Julie Davis
- Production companies
- Big Hair Productions, Westie Films LLC
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Marla SchaffelKatie
Mitchell WhitfieldBen
Michael HarrisRichard Webber
Meredith Scott LynnJanet
Jack McGeeLou Candela
Darryl TheirseJones
Julie AriolaMom
Nancy SorelElizabeth
Wally KurthDavid Barclay
Victor Raider-WexlerDad
Sara Van HornAnalyst
Tim DeZarnVagrant
Jackie DebatinJenny
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