
Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans
2014-10-25 · 100 min · ★ 5.0
A disturbing mystery lurks on a old backwoods farm brought to new light when a traveling camera team arrives... seeking the one and only Hans Crippleton.
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- Directors
- Jimmy Lee Combs
- Production companies
- Heart and Fire Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 5,000
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Heath C. HeineCousin Bumpkin
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