

Don't Touch the White Woman!
1974-01-23 · 108 min · ★ 5.5
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
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- Directors
- Marco Ferreri
- Production companies
- Mara Films, Films 66
- Countries
- France, Italy
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Marcello MastroianniGeorge A. Custer
Catherine DeneuveMarie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Michel PiccoliBuffalo Bill
Philippe NoiretGen. Terry
Ugo TognazziMitch
Paolo VillaggioThe CIA agent
Serge ReggianiThe Mad Indian
Alain CunySitting Bull
Marco FerreriThe Reporter (uncredited)
Franco FabriziTom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
Franca BettoiaRayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)
Darry CowlMaj. Archibald
Monique ChaumetteSister Lucie
Jacques Robiolles
Gianmarco TognazziFiglio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna
Gianmarco TognazziFiglio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna (uncredited)
Bertrand TavernierUn homme du pouvoir (uncredited)Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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