

I Always Wanted to Be a Gangster
2008-03-26 · 108 min · ★ 7.3
Told in four vignettes, this existential comedy relates the exploits of four aspiring criminals who hope to improve their lot, but find that they might not have what it takes for a life of crime.
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- Directors
- Samuel Benchetrit
- Production companies
- Virtual Films
- Countries
- France
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Anna MouglalisSuzy - la serveuse
Édouard BaerGino - le braqueur
Jean RochefortJean
Jean-Pierre KalfonMax
Laurent TerzieffÉmile
Venantino VenantiniJoe
Roger DumasPierrot la Pince
Alain BashungAlain Bashung
ArnoArno
Bouli LannersLéon
Serge LarivièrePaul dit Paulo
Selma El MouissiMalaury
Gérald LarocheLe patron
Gábor RassovLe cuisinierTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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