

No era penal... era puñal
2015-12-31 · 82 min · ★ 5.7
Rosa Melo seeks to form a women's soccer team to win the women's soccer championship, but her players have no knowledge of soccer. So they decide to use their attributes to win the match.
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- Yasfir Ortiz
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Alberto RojasPróculo
Roberto 'Puck' MirandaCipriano
Esmeralda CervantesEmma Frodita
Arianna CondeSecretary
Maribel FernándezRosa
Lucero RojasWater bearer
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