
Kees Torn: Als Ik het Niet Dacht
1996-01-01 · 105 min · Not rated
In his second comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn sings about postmen who wonder about street names, Rotterdam by night, playing Mozart and being trapped in your own limited body.
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- Jop Pannekoek
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- Bunker Theaterzaken
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- Netherlands
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- Released
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