

If These Legs Could Talk
2018-06-24 · 78 min · ★ 10.0
Friends Courtney and Reuben attempt a thirty day, 1100-mile run from San Diego to Portland, for which neither of them are prepared.
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- Kev Abrams, Jeremy Hoffman
- Production companies
- Jer & Kev Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
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- Released
- Budget
- USD 5
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Jeremy HoffmanReuben
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