

Lovely Rita
2003-09-24 · 78 min · ★ 3.6
Edgar Lamarck - an accountant and auditor is coming to the the shipyard on Cote d'Azur in order to check the statements. After completing his mission, he decides to relax and spend the night with the green-eyed blonde with a curvy shape who he met on a porn site. Coming to Rita, he discovers weedy brunette with a pistol in her hand, standing over a fresh corpse. It's not a girl Edgar was looking for but now it's too late to retreat...
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- Directors
- Stéphane Clavier
- Production companies
- TF1 Films Production, Gaumont, Ouille Productions
- Countries
- France
- Status
- Released
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Christian ClavierEdgar Lamarck
Eddy MitchellThierry Ferrand
Arielle DombasleMademoiselle Lecas
Julie GayetRita
Jean-Claude Dreyfusl'antiquaire
Arnaud GiovaninettiKevin
Pierre MondyMarcel
Marthe VillalongaRenée
Jo PrestiaLapointe
Manon GaurinAngela
Alain ZefSimon Baldini
Christian GazioJosé
Denis BracciniHervé Baldini
Tony D'AmarioRoro
Vincent HaquinMaurice
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