

I Hate Kids
2019-01-18 · 89 min · ★ 5.8
Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.
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- Directors
- John Asher
- Production companies
- Route One Entertainment, Red Rover Films, DreamAlliance Entertainment, Freestyle Digital Media, Swing Lake Entertainment
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Tom Everett ScottNick Pearson
Tituss BurgessThe Amazing Fabular
Julian FederMason
Rachel BostonSydney Bartlett
Rhea SeehornKelly
Andrew BowenRichard
Julie Ann EmeryJoanna
Maria de Lourdes SevernyCarla Intinoli
Emily De MargheritiDaisy
Arden MyrinJanice Bodicker
Chris LevineWinifred 'Winny'/Freddy
Marisa TomeiChristine Hurley
Beth RiesgrafSchyler Cross
Ray AbruzzoWalter
Joyce BulifantBetty Bartlett
Roger PerryPhil Bartlett
Bryan BattReverend McGooley
Nathan ArenasFrankie
Michael McHaleDeejay
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