

Two Tars
1928-11-03 · 21 min · ★ 6.8
Two sailors on shore leave rent a car and go on a drive with their dates, but soon get involved in a huge traffic jam with dozens of ill-tempered motorists. A minor collision sets off an escalating series of retaliations.
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- Directors
- James Parrott
- Production companies
- Hal Roach Studios
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Stan LaurelStan
Oliver HardyOllie
Edgar KennedyMotorist
Thelma HillBrunette Girl
Ruby BlaineBlonde Girl
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