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James Nesbitt Presents Eat My Goal
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James Nesbitt Presents Eat My Goal

2004-11-22 · 55 min · Not rated

Comedy

Eat My Goal is the search for the ultimate moment of footballing humiliation. Join die hard footie fan James Nesbitt as he celebrates the lighter side of the noble game with the quest to unearth the true highs and the very, very lows of life as a professional footballer. From hilarious own goals, impossible misses, stunning showboating & unbelievable score lines, this is the greatest collection of humiliation on the football field ever assembled. And at the end of the programme James concludes the search for the worst humiliation of them all with his very own top 10. What will be the no. 1....and will you agree with him ? Eat My Goal.....because football can make utter fools out of anyone.

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Directors
Andrew Dagnall
Production companies
Granada Ventures Ltd.
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United Kingdom
Status
Released

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James NesbittJames NesbittPresenter

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