
Michael - (K)ein harter Vampirfilm
2017-08-26 · Runtime unavailable · ★ 2.8
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- Directors
- José Hidalgo
- Production companies
- Yaguara Pictures [ve]
- Countries
- Germany
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 22,000
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Jerina BeqiriKönigin SinaTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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