Lines of Glory
2009-12-05 · 21 min · ★ 10.0
The making of the latest masterpiece - Crest of Senses - by renown cult film director Jack Gattanella. It's getting weird, and only weirder still, as the weeks go on and Zack and Hayley hold on for dear life. Maybe the dolphins will help.
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- Directors
- Jack Gattanella, Zack Abramowitz
- Production companies
- Whiplash Films, JackandZack Films
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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- USD 1
- Revenue
- USD 1
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