

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
2003-06-15 · 87 min · ★ 3.2
Calvin and Leonard, two broke losers, are arrested for trying to rob rich old sisters Doris and Betty. The women have a change of heart, drop the charges and invite the the boys over to their mansion. Calvin decides he and Leonard should marry the women, and, when they soon die, live off the inheritance. The ladies, however, have run into their own financial troubles and wed the boys with plans of murdering them for insurance money.
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- Directors
- Gary Preisler
- Production companies
- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, P&A Releasing, Voyage Entertainment, Delfino Entertainment, National Lampoon Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Revenue
- USD 527,000
Top Cast
Will FriedleCal
Chris OwenLenny
Nikki ZieringCharlene
Louise LasserDoris
Renée TaylorBetty
Rudy De LucaUncle Walt
Jack OngMr. Woo
Carmen TwillieGospel Singer
Gabriel BolognaJail GuardTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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