

Getting Any?
1995-02-11 · 108 min · ★ 5.8
While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.
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Production details
- Directors
- Takeshi Kitano
- Production companies
- Office Kitano, Bandai Visual
- Countries
- Japan
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Takeshi KitanoScientist
DankanAsao
Tokie HidariAsao's Mother
Akiji KobayashiChief of World Defence Force
Ren OsugiHead Yakuza 3
Moeko EzawaAsao's Mother
HakuryuAudition Judge
Guadalcanal TakaPilot
Susumu TerajimaInjured Yakuza
Makoto AshikawaScientist's Assistant
Yojin HinoCar Dealership Manager
Masumi OkadaRussian Actor
Masahiko SakataSecond Actor
Tetsuya YūkiBoss
Kanji TsudaEarth Defense Force Member
Yoneko MatsukaneSalaryman's WifeTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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