

The Dirty Dutch
2016-07-07 · 77 min · ★ 4.7
Four teenagers decide to spend their summer holiday on a camping at the beach. Officially to disseminate ashes of a grandfather, but foremost to finally get laid.
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Production details
- Directors
- Willem Gerritsen
- Production companies
- RTL Entertainment, Marmalade, Tom de Mol Productions
- Countries
- Belgium, Netherlands
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 1,746,706
- Revenue
- USD 506,588
Top Cast
Niek RoozenBas
Martijn van EijzerenLuca
Yasmin KarssingRosalie
Ella-June HenrardEmmanuelle
Peter FaberGranddad
Florence Vos WeedaLaudien
Lisa ZweermanAnna
Lil' KleineHimself
Ferdi StofmeelNotary
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