The Hitchhiker's Guide To Murder
2009-12-18 · 3 min · Not rated
According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of hitchhikers are murderers. According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of people who pick up hitchhikers are ALSO murderers.
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- Richard Ramsey
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- Ramsey Bros. Pictures
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- United States of America
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- Released
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