

The Cruise
1970-10-19 · 65 min · ★ 7.1
A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.
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- Directors
- Marek Piwowski
- Production companies
- Zespół Filmowy "Tor", PRF "Zespoły Filmowe"
- Countries
- Poland
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Stanisław TymKO Instructor
Jolanta LotheYoung Girl
Wanda Stanisławska-LotheMs. Mamoń
Jerzy DobrowolskiInstructor's Friend
Andrzej DoboszPhilosopher
Jan HimilsbachSidorowski
Jerzy KaraszkiewiczAngler
Zdzisław MaklakiewiczEngineer Mamoń
Ryszard PietruskiCaptain
Wojciech PokoraPassenger
Eugeniusz GajewskiCommission Member
Janusz KłosińskiJózio
Leszek KowalewskiPoetTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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