

The Erotic Diary of a Lumberjack
1974-03-27 · 101 min · ★ 4.7
A Nobel Prize winning professor tired with his life retreats to the woods and starts a colony for those looking to fulfill desires.
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- Jean-Marie Pallardy
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Willeke van AmmelrooyIsabelle
Georges GuéretProfessor Muller
Jean-Marie PallardyJean-Marc
Jean Luisi
Joëlle Cœur
Claudine Beccarie
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