

They Want Dick Dickster
2018-11-13 · 90 min · ★ 6.0
Hollywood movie director, Dick Dickster, is a drunk hack with a big ego and a bad attitude. He's broke, in debt, and unemployable. His manager, Sammy Davas Jr. wants to dump him as a client. His wife, Hardy, is divorcing him and wants alimony. Dick owes the mob fifty grand and hit man Tony Baritoni has been sent to collect. And District Attorney Ed Lawler is re investigating statutory rape charges against Dick from his cult movie: Cult of Doom. A film school student, Tim Meeks begins filming a documentary about Dick. They interview producers, directors and actors about their bizarre encounters with The Dickster. Then a mysterious XXX producer, Coco Hart, offers Dick 100-K to turn Cult of Doom into: Cult of Poon. Dick can't say no.
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- Directors
- Christopher Ray
- Production companies
- Indy Films
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Robert R. ShaferDick Dickster
Tim RussSammy Davas Jr
Tim AbellTony Baritoni
Richard GriecoHimself
Bonnie RottenHerself
Jan Broberg FeltCoco Hart
Jared CohnTim Meeks
Melanie GoodHardy Dickster
Caleb ThomasCharles B. Good
Darin CooperEd Lawler
Calvin TennerTurk Manly
Pancho MolerTeddy Spitz
Gerald WebbWood E. Peters
Richard GabaiBaxter Stabberman
Fred Olen RaySelf
Frankie CullenHugg Nutts
Taryn LeggettRooster
Molly McIntyreLisa Madonna
Natasha HaleviAlexis ShineTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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