
Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width
1973-01-03 · 88 min · ★ 5.7
Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.
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- Directors
- Ronnie Baxter
- Production companies
- EMI Films
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
John BluthalManny Cohen
Joe LynchPatrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly
Yootha JoyceMrs. Finch
Ann BeachBridie
Eddie ByrneFather Ignatious
David NettheimRabbi
Ivor DeanBishop Rourke
Bill MaynardLarkin
David KellyMurphy
Jerold WellsTramp
Paddy JoyceRiley
Vicki WoolfMaria
Hilary FarrGina
Steve PlytasSwiss Guard
Peter DenyerLad
Jill GoldstonPasserby (uncredited)Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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