

Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Heist
1995-04-22 · 81 min · ★ 8.0
Two petty gangsters get ransomed by a group of Yakuza members, fortunately they are rescued by a kindly Kindergarten teacher.
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- Directors
- Kiyoshi Kurosawa
- Production companies
- KSS, Twins Japan
- Countries
- Japan
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Show AikawaYûji Fujita
Koyo MaedaKôsaku Yoshiyuki
Natsumi NanaseRyôko Sakaki
Shun SugataNozomu Matsuura
Jun KunimuraKondô
Ren OsugiSakae Suzuki
Yoriko DoguchiYumiko Haneda
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