
Carlos Spills the Beans
2014-01-03 · 83 min · Not rated
What happens when you grow up in a rich, dysfunctional, white trash family that runs a restaurant that your deceased father built with his blood and sweat? Well, if you're Steve Boyle, you turn into a prick. Steve, the youngest of nine brothers, has a dream to run the Boyles' restaurant but his overbearing family, his lust for Joyce the waitress and his jealousy of Victor, the most perfect human being to walk the earth, stand in Steve's way. Through many conversations with Steve's best friend and co-worker Carlos, he just might find a way to win back Joyce, become the proud owner of Boyles, and earn the respect of his family!
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- Brian McGuire
- Production companies
- Saddle Ranch Productions, Brooklyn Reptyle Films, Lad Stallion Productions
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- United States of America
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- Released
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Joey CaponeSteve Boyle
Bret RobertsVictor Smiles
C.C. SheffieldJoyce
Brian McGuireMatthew Boyle
Harry Dean StantonRhino
Mark Boone JuniorDr. Pincher
Elana KrauszMrs. Olive Boyle
James DuvalGay Scott
Alexie GilmoreRebecca
Ugo BianchiJuan JulioTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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