

Forever Never Anywhere
2007-03-09 · 88 min · ★ 6.5
History professor Baisch, his depressive and tablet-addicted brother-in-law Anzengruber and a manic cabaret artist have a car accident on a remote country road after a party. Wedged between two trees they get stuck, doors and windows can no longer be opened, the windows made of bulletproof glass cannot be smashed. Injured and with no chance of escape, they wait for days for rescue. Their only provisions are a bowl of herring salad and a few bottles of Prosecco. Fits of rage and fear alternate with overwrought hilarity and desperate fits of crying. But it gets worse...
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- Directors
- Antonin Svoboda
- Production companies
- Coop99 Filmproduktion
- Countries
- Austria
- Status
- Released
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Christoph GrissemannAnzengruber
Dirk StermannBaisch
Heinz StrunkSchwanenmeister
Philip BialowskiToni
Eva Maria NeubauerGeherin
Gabriele HeckelBaischs Frau
Silke JandlGäste Weinlese
Bernhard MajcenGäste Weinlese
Marion DimaliApothekerin
Christopher SchärfBarkeeper
Markus SchleinzerMathias
Markus HeringHeimleiter
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