

Never Met Picasso
1997-11-28 · 101 min · ★ 4.9
Still living at home with his avant-garde actress mother, constantly rejected by art schools, and without a lover, aspiring painter Andrew decides to enter a contest in hopes of winning a six month stay in Kenya. Though things aren't great for Andrew, neither are they wonderful for his lesbian friend Lucy who constantly bickers with her lover Ingrid. Lucy complicates Andrew's life when she introduces him to the suspicious-looking, enigmatic Jerry.
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- Directors
- Stephen Kijak
- Production companies
- Mighty Reel Productions, Scout Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Alexis ArquetteAndrew Magnus
Margot KidderGenna Magnus
Don McKellarJerry
Keith DavidLarry
Alvin EpsteinUncle Alfred
Richard SneeThomas MagnusTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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