

Horst Schlämmer - Isch kandidiere!
2009-08-20 · 96 min · ★ 4.7
So far he has earned his living as deputy editor-in-chief at the Grevenbroicher Tagblatt, but actually Horst Schlämmer had always guessed: he was destined for something bigger - too much bigger. Without further ado, he therefore quits his old job, founds his very own party and thus starts his rush to the chancellor's office. While the election machinery is quickly started and soon picks up speed, only two questions remain unanswered: Is Horst Schlämmer ready for Germany? And is Germany ready for him?
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- Directors
- Angelo Colagrossi
- Production companies
- Telemaz, Bluverde F.V.T., ZDF
- Countries
- Germany
- Status
- Released
- Revenue
- USD 12,789,786
Top Cast
Hape KerkelingHorst Schlämmer / Uschi Blum / Gisela / Angela Merkel / Ronald Profalla / Ulla Schmidt
Alexandra KampAlexandra Kamp
Simon GosejohannUlf 'Ulle' Polle
Maren KroymannRenate Hammelböck
Norbert HeisterkampGünni
Thomas LoiblGriebe
Soogi KangMother
Guido BroscheitActor On Filmset
Max UrlacherDoctor
Michael SchumacherMichael Schumacher
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