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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

2008-09-18 · 10 min · ★ 6.7

Comedy · Horror

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Directors
Richard Gale
Production companies
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films
Countries
United States of America
Status
Released
Budget
USD 600

Top Cast

Paul ClemensPaul ClemensJack Cucchiaio
Michael James KaceyMichael James KaceyThe Doctor
Fay KatoFay KatoThe Mystic
Melissa PaladinoMelissa PaladinoThe Girlfriend
Brian RohanBrian RohanThe Murderer
Richard GaleRichard GaleNarrator (voice)

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