

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
1983-12-05 · 48 min · ★ 5.4
The Herdmans – Gladys, Claude, Imogene, Leroy, Ollie and Ralph – are undeniably the worst kids in the history of the world. They lie, steal, cheat, bully and overall terrorize their small community. But this Christmas, they’re taking over their local church Pageant – and they just might unwittingly teach a shocked little town the true meaning of Christmas.
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- Directors
- George Schaefer
- Production companies
- Comworld Productions, ABC, HBO, Schaefer/Karpf Productions
- Countries
- Canada, United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Loretta SwitGrace Bradley
Jackson DaviesBob Bradley
Antony HollandReverend Hopkins
David AlexanderCharlie Bradley
Fairuza BalkBeth Bradley
Ocean HellmanAlice
Janet WrightHelen Armstrong
Jason MichasLeroy Herdman
Lynne GormanMrs. Clausing
Anna HaganMrs. Clark
Deborah TennantMrs. Slocum
Debbie RochonChurchgoer (uncredited)Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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