Two Old Tars
1913-10-20 · 14 min · ★ 8.0
Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.
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- Directors
- Henry Lehrman
- Production companies
- Keystone Film Company
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- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Roscoe ArbuckleFirst Old Tar
Nick CogleySecond Old Tar
George JeskeThe CopTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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