
Raketeros
2013-08-07 · 105 min · Not rated
A group of five middle-aged guys is gathered together to do a simple task of delivering an expensive gown to their rich friend’s mansion. However, a series of hilarious mishaps puts them and their task in jeopardy.
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- Directors
- Randy Santiago
- Production companies
- Heaven's Best Entertainment, Star Cinema – ABS-CBN Film Productions
- Countries
- Philippines
- Status
- Released
- Revenue
- USD 103
Top Cast
Andrew E.Andoy
Herbert BautistaBerto
Ogie AlcasidJulio
Dennis PadillaMando
Long MejiaUlong
Joey Marquez
Ryan Bangcarnapper
Rodjun Cruz
Rufa Mae Quinto
Nova Villa
Jaime Fabregas
Dimples Romana
Jay Manalo
Cherry Pie Picache
Efren Reyes Jr.
Janice de Belen
Roi Vinzon
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