

We'll Never Have Paris
2014-10-01 · 89 min · ★ 4.8
Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."
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- Directors
- Jocelyn Towne, Simon Helberg
- Production companies
- Bifrost Pictures, The Bridge Finance Company, E2B Capital, H3 Films, K5 International, Dog-Eared Pictures, Orion Pictures
- Countries
- France, United States of America, Germany
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Simon HelbergQuinn
Melanie LynskeyDevon
Zachary QuintoJameson
Judith LightJean
Maggie GraceKelsey
Alfred MolinaTerry
Jason RitterKurt
Meredith HagnerLeah
Geoffrey CantorNeighbor
Dana IveyFrancoise
Jamil MenaIsaac
Lizan MitchellNurse
Ebon Moss-BachrachGuillaume
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