
Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
1989-08-17 · 89 min · ★ 6.2
Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.
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- Directors
- Walter Bannert
- Production companies
- K.S. Film, Lisa Film
- Countries
- Germany
- Status
- Released
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Christopher MitchumJohannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg
Angela AlvaradoAngela
John HillermanPfarrer
Julia KentKX 3
Corinna DrewsIda
Amadeus AugustAnführer der Spione
John van DreelenGeyer
Ernest BorgnineBischof
Arthur BraussColonel
Rüdiger BahrKarl
Robi Draco RosaPeter
Bentley MitchumTony
Art MetranoAgent 712
Otto RetzerSecretary of BishofTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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