Dirk and Betty
2000-01-01 · 92 min · ★ 4.5
Two friends experiment with drugs and end up stranded at a local store with some bizarre patrons.
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- Directors
- Paul Gordon, Robert Bauer
- Production companies
- AMCO Entertainment Group, Standard Film Trust
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Pamela AdlonDaisy
Robert BauerDirk
Maria PitilloBetty
Eric RobertsCustomer
Jonathan SilvermanTow Truck Guy
Amber SmithBeautiful Canyon Girl
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