

The Hebrew Hammer
2003-12-05 · 81 min · ★ 5.5
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
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Production details
- Directors
- Jonathan Kesselman
- Production companies
- Comedy Central Films, ContentFilm, Paramount Pictures, ContentFilm International, Comedy Central
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 2,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 94,615
Top Cast
Adam GoldbergMordechai Jefferson Carver
Judy GreerEsther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Andy DickDamian Claus
Mario Van PeeblesMohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter CoyoteJJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Nora DunnMrs. Carver
Sean WhalenTiny Tim
Tony CoxJamal
Richard RiehleSanta
Melvin Van PeeblesSweetback
Rachel DratchTikva
Harrison ChadSchlomo
Annie McEnroeMrs. Highsmith
Grant RosenmeyerYoung Mordechai
Elaine HendrixBlonde Bombshell
Alex CorradoTony
Jason FuchsAdolescent Hasidic BoyTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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