

Lesbian Vampire Killers
2009-03-16 · 86 min · ★ 5.2
With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
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- Directors
- Phil Claydon
- Production companies
- AV Pictures
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
James CordenFletch
Mathew HorneJimmy
MyAnna BuringLotte
Paul McGannVicar
Silvia CollocaCarmilla
Emer KennyRebecca
Vera FilatovaEva
Lucy GaskellJudy
Louise DylanAnke
Emma CliffordMs Rossi
Travis OliverSteve
Susie AmyBlondeTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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