

9 1/2 Ninjas!
1991-01-24 · 87 min · ★ 2.8
When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.
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- Aaron Barsky
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- United States of America
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Michael PhenicieJoe Vogue
Andee GrayLisa Thorne
Robert FieldsteelArnold Gruber
Tommy Lister Jr.Cutter
Don StarkSledge
Paul JabaraMr. Ninja (voice)
Sharon Lee JonesZelda
Monty HoffmanIsaac
Rance HowardNinja Negotiator
Gerald OkamuraMaster
Ralph ManzaOld Man
James WalkerBum
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