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9 1/2 Ninjas!
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9 1/2 Ninjas!

1991-01-24 · 87 min · ★ 2.8

Comedy

When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.

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Directors
Aaron Barsky
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United States of America
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Michael PhenicieMichael PhenicieJoe Vogue
Andee GrayAndee GrayLisa Thorne
Robert FieldsteelRobert FieldsteelArnold Gruber
Magda HaroutGladys Vogue
Tommy Lister Jr.Tommy Lister Jr.Cutter
Don StarkDon StarkSledge
Barbara LearyDimitri
Paul JabaraPaul JabaraMr. Ninja (voice)
Sharon Lee JonesSharon Lee JonesZelda
Monty HoffmanMonty HoffmanIsaac
Rance HowardRance HowardNinja Negotiator
Gerald OkamuraGerald OkamuraMaster
Keaton SimonsYoung Joe
KitsanOtto
Ralph ManzaRalph ManzaOld Man
James WalkerJames WalkerBum
Kane HodderKane Hodder

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