

Taint Calico Blues
2026-02-22 · 6 min · Not rated
A lovelorn young man takes his new jazz-cat persona out for a midweek test drive and meets a cautionary older double, Taint Calico, who's proof that some costumes become cages.
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- Jackson Perryman
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- Australia
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- Released
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- USD 150
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