
The Census Taker
1984-01-23 · 95 min · ★ 6.3
When George and Martha let Harvey, an annoying census taker, into their home, they find themselves under a barrage of increasingly abusive questions. Furious at his intrusiveness, and at their wit's end, they kill the census taker and with the help of their friends Pete and Eva, must hide the body from a determined investigator.
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- Bruce R. Cook
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- United States of America
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Greg MullaveyGeorge
Meredith MacRaeMartha
Garrett MorrisHarvey
Timothy BottomsPete
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