

Chop Chop
2001-11-02 · 90 min · ★ 5.6
Dennis and Carl are brothers who live on a small farm in the country. None too bright, Dennis wants a girlfriend for Christmas. Carl makes sure that Dennis gets just that when he meets Rita at the local pub. She is on the run from her husband and she doesn't turn down the chance to hide away at Carl and Dennis's place.
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- Directors
- Niels Arden Oplev
- Production companies
- Zentropa Entertainments
- Countries
- Sweden, Denmark
- Status
- Released
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Anders W. BerthelsenCarl
Martin BuchDennis
Tommy KenterAnton
Sidse Babett KnudsenRita
Thomas Bo LarsenFinn
Birthe NeumannElly
Peter AudeErwin
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