

Connie and Carla
2004-04-16 · 98 min · ★ 5.9
After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit in the Windy City, gal pals Connie and Carla skip town for L.A., where they go way undercover as singers working the city's dinner theater circuit ... disguised as drag queens. Now, it's not enough that they become big hits on the scene; things get extra-weird when Connie meets Jeff -- a guy she'd like to be a woman with.
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Production details
- Directors
- Michael Lembeck
- Production companies
- Epsilon Motion Pictures, Universal Pictures, Spyglass Entertainment, CCLA Productions
- Countries
- United States of America, Switzerland
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 20,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 11,341,016
Top Cast
Nia VardalosConnie
Toni ColletteCarla
David DuchovnyJeff
Stephen SpinellaRobert / Peaches
Alec MapaLee / N'Cream
Ian GomezStanley
Nick SandowAl
Dash MihokMikey
Robert John BurkeRudy
Boris McGiverTibor
Debbie ReynoldsHerself
Veena SoodMrs. Morse
Fred KeatingMan in Airport
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