

Dont shoot me Santa.
2022-12-24 · 17 min · Not rated
After the world was divided into four different hemispheres, each occupying a different Santa Claus responsible for delivering presents to their designated hemisphere. Until one Santa realizes he wants to rule over the rest. RUSSIAN SANTA. Join Black Santa (Ar'Avas Johnson) as he embarks upon a quest to save Christmas as well as himself.
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- Seth Reyes
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