

I Kill People for Money
2007-04-01 · 26 min · Not rated
A hit man, a gang rape, an all-white hip hop crew, ultra hot teenage pregnancy, helpful instructional videos taught by puppets, erotic man wrestling, Chuck Norris, and some hard hitting bass. Nothing gets people's respect more than some hard hitting bass. Before this is over we are going to unveil the major weapon in the ongoing battle waged by Hollywood to legitimize hard-core gay pornography. Seriously.
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- Directors
- Ryan Finnerty
- Production companies
- Pulley Rydell Pictures
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Jason Nottsupporting
Galen HowardHitman
Brian RifeunknownTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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He performs a service... for a price. He'll make anyone you want vanish.