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He Never Touched Me

1917-02-12 · 11 min · ★ 8.0

Comedy

Slapstick comedy short about a quarreling couple and a nosy mother-in-law.

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Directors
Larry Semon
Production companies
Vitagraph Company of America
Countries
United States of America
Status
Released

Top Cast

Jimmy AubreyJimmy AubreyA Crafty Lawyer
Hughie MackHughie MackA Week (!) -Kneed Husband
Alice MannAlice MannThe Wife
Larry SemonLarry Semon
Hattie DelaroThe Wife's Strong-Jawed Mother

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